- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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