What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

hey hey apple

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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