- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

The FCC

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

girls basketball

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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