- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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