- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock knock.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Knock knock Fuck off!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A cat playing laser tag.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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