- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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