Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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fridge

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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