Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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