whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Anti Joke

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