whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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