- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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