Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Anti Jokes = Drained

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's funnier than 24? 25

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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