Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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A American seeking into mexico

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Matt is a Duster!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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