What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Your face

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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knock knock There's no door

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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