Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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think twice or at least think

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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