Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

This is a random Anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

asdf

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops