- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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