- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

it was all Tagart

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Wolfjob.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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