- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Women's rights.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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