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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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