Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What would u like to drink?

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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