- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I was watching Fox news.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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