- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A storm be brewin!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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