- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

whats green and slimy? green slim

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are indigo

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park