Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

the NAACP

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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