So a seal walks into a club.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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