How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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4 hours later.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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gingers

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Chris Bosh's neck

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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