- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****