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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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