- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A man walks into a bar

Blacks

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You bumder!

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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