I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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