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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Poop.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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666

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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