- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Popsicles

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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