- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Yah? Well your a ********

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Gay rights

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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