- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

My nipple is bleeding

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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