- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

theres a fat guy

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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