A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Anti Joke

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