What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Women's Rights

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

THE GAME

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

matt is fat

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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