- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's big and purple? Barney

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??