- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

osama bin laden is dead

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Antijokes...

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

arena football

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Penis

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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