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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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