Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Two planes walk into an office building

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what does a chair look like? a chair.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Michael Brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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