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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Michael Brown

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Michael Brown

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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