Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What is green and slow Grass.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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