- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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