What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I'm rick james bitch

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Anti Joke

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