What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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No!

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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