Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

women rights

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Where's the soap?

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

TELL

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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