- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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