Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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This is a joke.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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